Everything you never wanted to know about the Condescending Biker? Well, not everything, but I will reveal as much as I want to, over time, and don't forget you are welcome to ask me ANYTHING but it does not mean I'll answer if I don't choose to.
Remember to have a sense of humor (that would mean not taking anything written on our site personally). We have a love/hate relationship with all of our customers, we love to have you visit and hate to see you leave (without purchasing something!). If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask, just make sure your questions are relevant to the subject at hand (which means do not ask us about our personal life, ask about products, shipping, payment, you know, shopping type of questions). You can ask whatever you want, but our answers to you might not make you happy if it's not relevant to your shopping experience!
Aren't you tired of shopping at online stores that kiss your ass? I mean really, come on, it's so FAKE! You know they don't give a flying flip flop about you, they just want your money. Here at The Condescending Biker, we tell it like it is whether it hurts your feelings or not. At least we are honest, even if sarcastic and a smart ass at times. So, come on in, don't get TOO comfortable and if you really don't understand something, we are here to make you feel bad about yourself for asking us dumb questions.